Java Ramble 2
Those who love to read newspapers have experienced reading confusing, and sometimes very unintentionally funny headlines, usually over a cup of java. This is a collection of several I found interesting enough to comment on; please send your comments or your personal twist on the following headlines from across the Rio Grande Valley. It is all done in good faith because laughing is good for the soul.
“Beautiful” Minds; Keep Mercedes Beautiful Beautifies Civic Center. MVTC – 6/6/2012
Pharr to Vote on Gang-Free Zone - BH – 6/5/2012
Why not vote for the entire city to be gang-free?
School seeks to overcome learning challenges. BH – 6/4/2012
I am glad to hear that!
Online Exclusive: Panthers blown out again, swept by Bears – MVTC- 5/4/2012
A sweeping blow!
Sunny Ceremony Honors 1,300 Graduates – BH – 5/19/2012
Cloudy Ceremony was not invited, breezy protested outside
Boxing event to take place at Livestock Show Grounds. MVTC – 5/1/2012
Raging Bull vs. the Italian Stallion
Donna Schools Join Movement Against Testing. TM- 5/13/2012
Hope they don’t join a movement against teaching
Woman: Disco Rendezvous led to Drug Cartel Threat. TM – 5/21/2012
We still have Discos?
Gang Related Shooting Leaves Man, Pony Dead in Little Mexico. BH
This is Pony Sad
Harlington National Bronco Spring League with the Yankees Taking First Place – RCN – 6/6/2012
Harlington: Arlington and Harlingen’s version of Brangelina
TM= The Monitor
BH = The Brownsville Herald
MVTC = The Mid Valley Town Crier
VMS = The Valley Morning Star
RCN = The Raymondville Chronicle News